We had something like this when we were kids called the thrasher. It was fast, deadly and wicked fun.
Sadly they don't let you fire laserbeams, but they are terrific snow goggles with all sorts of features. plus they look cool.
Raking leaves and scooping them up into a bag is rough, so spend a little money and get a butler...a Bag Butler...see what we did there.
Feel like a true celebrity in your very own floating canopy. Sadly you will have to supply your own pool boy to dote on you.
Pushing your self with your foot is so 1985. Welcome to the future, taking the only excersise out of skateboarding with just the push of a button. Okay it is more complex than that and pretty cool.
Grills get really messy and cleaning them is pretty terrible. Enter Grill Daddy the perfect grill cleaner and it looks pretty awesome.
"Hey Tommy quick playing with your dinghy!" Yeah this probably couldn't support Tommy Boy but it will support most everyone else, great for minimalist hikers and survival enthusiast.
A really big inflatable mattress...yeah that is all we got...oh and the model is not included.