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Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

Laser Guided Pizza Cutter
Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

$29.95

You know what this world needs? Laser-guided pizza delivery. When you order, the pizza place takes aim with their laser-guided pizza cannon and pew pew boom. Your delicious meal is on its way with complete accuracy instead of the delivery guy wandering around your neighborhood aimlessly for 10 minutes while your meal gets cold. Until then, we'll have to settle for this laser-guided pizza cutter, which, we will admit, is pretty awesome technology on its own. The laser/flashlight scope attachment projects a line on your pizza so with a steady hand and a good eye you can have straight cuts every time. That means there's less time wasted arguing about whose slice is bigger and more time to enjoy the deliciousness. Mmm. Cheesy goodness.

Our Input

It would be better if the laser cut the pizza, but we are guessing that is a lawsuit just waiting to happen. Instead you can atleast get a perfect slice every time.