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The Ostrich Pillow

We think it makes you look more like the Elephant Man than an ostrich but we see their point. This pillow is probably the most versatile pillow out there but you will look ridiculous wearing it...of course you won't be able to see so who cares.


Micro Quad Lantern

And we thought the quad lantern couldn't get any better, but we were wrong now you can get a mini version of it. Which means it probably doesn't light up an area as much so technically it is not better...but it is cooler.


The President's Desk

You're already the President of your own domain, why not have a desk that signifies that. This Replica Resolute desk will make anyone feel like the democratic equilavent of a king. 


NoCry Cut Resistant Gloves

No more worrying about that other hand or finger when you are trying to dice carrots and watch the latest episode of Downton Abbey on Hulu. These gloves will save your fingers from annoying gashes, just don't forget to put them on otherwise you may be eating some very red carrots.


Neat Receipt Scanner

Most people just throw receipts and documents away. However they can be extremely important, with Neat Receipts you can now store all your receipts in the cloud prior to trashing them. 


Smart Ball by Adidas miCoach

Wearables are great but for sports that involve using a ball they aren't enough. Adidas has created a really expensive soccer ball that very few people need to solve this dilemma. Now you can tell just how powerful your kick is!


The Man's Apron

Real men BBQ and those men wear SWAT team aprons because...okay real men do a lot of stuff and don't always grill but give this to your father in-law and you will probably earn some brownie points.


3D Mouse

Animators and Graphic Designers rejoice. Now you can create beautiful 3D art and graphics even easier. This uniquely designed device allows modelers to have better control in their enviroments. Also it looks really cool.


Orbit Wheels

To Quote Chandler Bing 'Not Suitable for Adults', these awesome wheels are a new kind of skate that realyl is for the younger generation. 


Glow in the Dark Underwater Writing Pad

Divers Rejoice, every have a brilliant thought 20 feet under and don't have soemthign to record it. Now you can and what's even better it GLOWS IN THE DARK!!! Yeah we are pretty excited about it. 


CPU Wars

Computer Nerds rejoice a game dedicated to your favorite passtime...Computers! Finally you can settle the debate which is better the AMD Athlon XP or the Intel Pentium III. 


Water Knee Hockey Rink

Slip n Slides are great but Slip n Hockey is probably more dangerous and just as fun. Kids and frat boys rejoice you can now play hockey right in your backyard just get a hose and some water a Wham-O hours of fun is created. Oh you also need to buy this too.


Back To The Future License Plate

You may not be able to afford a real Delorean but throw this baby onto an old MR2 and you will look pretty close. Okay not really but it will still be really cool. Also it is a fake plate so don't put it on your real car...unless it has a flux capacitor


Wand Remote that Controls Your TV

Telo ESPNora, that is right you can now control your TV and other devices like a real wizard. just gesture and point. Also really cool thing to show off at your next Super Bowl party.


Digital Meat Thermometer

I have only used a meat thermometer for cooking a turkey, but I suppose it could be improved with digital technology. Okay I really don't know if you would ever use it. 


USB Polygraph

Relationships are based on trust, so what better way to ensure trust than testing your partners honesty to any question you ask. Be warned we have no idea how accurate this is and cannot be responsible for any awkward/angry conversations erupt from using this device.